September 2012
him: guess what?
me: leave me alone
him: guess what?
me: do you wanna die
him: guesssss whaaaaaat?!
me: omfg what is it?!?
him: I love you.
August 2012
*Chatting about marriage and divorce rates in Australia*
Girl in my class: Marriage rates have actually gone down according to google.
Me: Well let gays get married and that marriage rate will go up.
Teacher: God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.
Me: Yeah, well, God didn't create boob jobs but you still have one.
boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl : shaving legs , shaving arms , waxing , plucking , periods , cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup , shut the fuck up.
